“What was the worst vacation you ever took?”
Another week another uninteresting answer! I swear this book does get into some nitty gritty things later on but we’re probably only on about page 3 or so…
Anyway, my answer is that I don’t recall ever having a bad vacation! All of my vacations go shockingly well. Until I get home and suffer the financial or emotional set backs of returning from a vacation but that’s not the vacations fault that’s mine for either having poor fiscal planning or just not preparing myself from returning to work/life from the BEST PLACES IN THE GODDAMN WORLD. Sorry, that was my last vacation, you may remember it from the picture of the hot chick in the bikini taking a tiger cub for a walk. That was actually taken at the compound I visited. It really is the best place on Earth.
So, yeah, I have no idea what to answer. I’ve probably had bad vacations or vacations I didn’t enjoy when I was young but I don’t really remember much of anything prior to the age of 10. I remember the look and feel of friends houses, I remember getting frogs eggs from a pond and chasing salamanders, running around in the woods, skating on the lake… Vague details. Can’t tell you how old I was or whether they happened on summer vacation or just after school. I don’t think I ever got sick on a vacation, and I don’t think anything exceptionally bad ever happened on one. When we went to Hawaii when I was, 5 I think, I got the worst sunburn I have ever had before or since, but I didn’t really feel the effects of that until I got home so it didn’t really affect the vacation.
I have bad fall out from vacations. I use up all of my luck on the vacations themselves. The skies part and stop the rain, the last seats are still available and don’t suck for that show I wanted to see, there happens to be an event going on RIGHT NOW that I can get in! That kind of thing. And then when I get home shit goes to hell for 2 weeks. So I don’t have bad vacations, so I can’t really answer this question!