Q&A: Body Disposal

What would be the best way to get rid of a dead body?

Thanks to my upbringing, I actually know the legitimate answer to this question.  And there’s absolutely no way I am sharing that on the internet.  So I’ll tell a different story related to disposing of dead bodies instead!

A few years ago, there was a pig farmer in British Columbia.  He was a millionaire with a very successful farm and things were going great.  But at some point that no one is quite sure of, he started murdering women.  He was only officially charged with the murders of six women, but was charged in the deaths of at least twenty more, and he confessed to an undercover informant to killing forty-nine total, and that he was disappointed that he got sloppy and lost his chance to make it an even fifty.

He was charged in the deaths of so few of that number because he fed at least some of the bodies to the pigs.  Which made me so glad I lived on the other side of the country at the time, because man would I not want to have accidentally eaten pigs that had been fed human flesh… Very disturbing.  And sadly none of that is untrue or exaggerated.  Because people are psychotic.  Even in Canada.

That method is a little tricky to emulate though, since you’d need access to a pig farm.

Well this one was a dark question!  Check out The Llama’s much less depressing take on it and feel free to say in the comments how you would do it!

 

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